zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

(Source: solarcrashx)

Don’t ask her to moan. Make her.
― (via guy)

(Source: ucanjudge)

Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
― read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: pluiedem)

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

(Source: the-stonersofar)